Intro to the paper I am writing and I think I love it.
“Congratulations! And welcome to “The Reality TV Show!” You, out of millions of people, have been selected to be a part of our brand new, ground-breaking reality TV show. You and 25 people will be shut in a house with no contact to the outside world for one year. During this time you will be forced to compete with your fellow housemates in a series of demeaning and shameful contests that only get harder as the weeks crawl by. You will, however, have access to a free, fully stocked 24 hour bar… just in case you don’t want to remember what you just had to do to win your immunity. If you are the lucky winner of our new reality game show you will win a lifetime of regret and shame but first you get to be a guest on every major talk show and news show on TV to help you relive your experience over and over and over again. So slap that makeup on and grease up your hair John, or Joan, Q. Public, because you’re on “REALITY TV!”
